The only serious and mature people on Earth: The Chinese! While Fascism is engulfing Europe again, sponsored by its elites and Wall Street.

 

For you motherfuckers that have been stalking me forever (I know it is impossible to make you understand. This is not for you racists.): 

The stupid I called poor in Bissau was an envious bastard. I called him for trying to destroy my VHS player/recorder, something he could have used whenever he wanted. 

More than 30 years later, you fuckers use this to create schemes against me. 
You NEED To See a Psychiatrist (If you are not one).

I use Macs, not because of the erroneous assumption of being pricey, but 'cause I love the OS, and I only bought iMac for their particularity. Hence, I DO NOT USE iPhones, as you show-offs do.

I am not the one to harass for your shitty sex life. 

FUCK OFF!

Note: I have sore eyes. I use phones ONLY to listen to music while I commute, only to occasionally make calls.

So, NO foldable phone for me!

If You bought me one, I wouldn't mind, tho! - Why do you call me poor, anyway?